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Baby Boomers:The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers:Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers:Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers:Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers:Says racist and sexist things

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

(via hispanicgoddess)

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

(via countessglassula)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via trust)

Me:My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.
Me:False alarm it was in my pocket.