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Baby Boomers:The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers:Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers:Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers:Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers:Says racist and sexist things


if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

(via hispanicgoddess)


People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

(via countessglassula)



imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via trust)

Me:My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.
Me:False alarm it was in my pocket.