|Me:||My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.|
|Me:||False alarm it was in my pocket.|
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy